Beginning December 1, 2024, each letter is $32. If paying by Venmo, please put "Merry Christmas (insert child(s) name the letter is for)",
in the comment section when you pay. If you check the box for "purchase", please add 4% to your total.
If you would like to pay via ZELLE, please email: Santa@LettersFromSaintNick.com
And Now, A Message from Salvatore Spumante . . .
If you are reading this after November 30, I understand. I understand that you are a Cotton -Headed Ninny Muggins who forgot to order your letter from my boss on time. It happens. It must be extremely difficult to know when to order a letter from Santa when the Christmas season just appears out of nowhere, sans warning. If only it arrived at the same time every year. Oh wait, it does. If only those ridiculous retail establishments began decorating for Christmas in August. Oh wait, they do.
Look, what's done is done. If you didn't place your order before November 30, 2024, simply send an email to Santa@LettersFromSaintNick.com and we will place you on the Naughty Parents Wait List. Once I respond, then you can complete the order form below. Oh, and please do not place your order until you have heard back from me. If you insist on complicating this situation, I'll have to involve The Balducci Twins and those two are currently wanted by the authorities in Greece for flying too low in the air space above the Parthenon. **Orders placed after November 30, 2024, are $32 each**.
If you are reading this after November 30, I understand. I understand that you are a Cotton -Headed Ninny Muggins who forgot to order your letter from my boss on time. It happens. It must be extremely difficult to know when to order a letter from Santa when the Christmas season just appears out of nowhere, sans warning. If only it arrived at the same time every year. Oh wait, it does. If only those ridiculous retail establishments began decorating for Christmas in August. Oh wait, they do.
Look, what's done is done. If you didn't place your order before November 30, 2024, simply send an email to Santa@LettersFromSaintNick.com and we will place you on the Naughty Parents Wait List. Once I respond, then you can complete the order form below. Oh, and please do not place your order until you have heard back from me. If you insist on complicating this situation, I'll have to involve The Balducci Twins and those two are currently wanted by the authorities in Greece for flying too low in the air space above the Parthenon. **Orders placed after November 30, 2024, are $32 each**.